Who says we can't have the holiday spirit all year long?
In these past Twelve Hours of Chaos, my beloveds gave to me...
12 excuses for another drink of water at bedtime,
11 pleas for one more piece of candy,
10 minutes of hiding behind the sofa when I didn't know where he was,
9 attempts to pick the lock on the bathroom door when his brother was using the potty,
8 ounces of yogurt spilled on the floor,
7 smacks with toy swords,
6 shouts to stop fighting,
5 really good Cyber Monday emails I'm ignoring,
4 threats of no TV,
3 questioning looks at dinner,
2 exchanged looks when I tell them to get their pajamas on,
And 1 poop too big to flush down.
